Interview With Pastor Don

If you had to come up with a fortune cooking thought or message, what would it be?

Help, I’m trapped inside a Fortune Cookie Factory!

If you had to give up your favorite food/meal, what would be the most difficult? Why?

Bacon, because it makes everything better.

If you could choose a food item to never taste again, what would it be?

I am most definitely not a fan of any type of Pate.

If you could only have ONE superhero power, what would it be? Why?

Telekinesis (the word “lazy” comes to mind).

If you could receive any award or achievement, what would it be?

Father of the Year…I try at least.

What item do you keep even though you should probably throw it away or donate it?

I still have a few unopened boxes from when we moved here 5+ years ago, but who knows I may need the things in them sooner or later.

What was your favorite childhood toy?

Hot Wheels – especially with the track.

What article of clothing best describes you? Why?

Converse! At the time of publishing I own 6 pair and counting.

If you had to eat a handful of worms, how would you cook them?

Grind them up and mix with ground bacon and beef to make a wonderful burger topped with chipotle mayo and sweet pickles.

What is the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?

Chocolate Covered Cricket.

What is your biggest pet peeve?


What is your least favorite “chore”?

Dishes – paper plates are my friend.

If you could have any animal as a pet, what would it be? Why?

Llama, because they know how to party!

If you could instantly know one skill, that you don’t already know, what would it be?

The ability to speak every language.

What is your favorite TV show of all time?

Alias or The Office

If you could read one person’s mind (past or present), who would it be? Why?

No one, I have a hard-enough time knowing my own thoughts.

If you could add any word to the dictionary what would it be? What does it mean?

Arbucklian – Caring, Compassionate and Friendly.

If you could spend 48 hours living the life of a historical figure, who would it be? Why?

The person that got baptized by John the Baptist right before he baptized Jesus. To be in the water and see Jesus begin his ministry would be amazing.

What is your favorite activity outside of work?

Hanging with my family going on adventures.

Which would you rather give up for an entire year, your computer, or your TV?

I would love to give up watching TV. Not having the internet or my computer would be like asking me to not eat bacon.